Awkward Duck

Hi.

allteensrelate:

epilogueorsomething:

allteensrelate:

I don’t care who you are if you take my last nugget or slice of pizza you are dead to me

Even your grandmother?

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(via halcyondiamonds)

averypottermormon:

animateglee:

oomshi:

the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both

Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book.

I’M GONNA CRY

(via allteensrelate)

zerushka:

People will stare. Make it worth their while → Alexander McQueen | Pre-Fall ‘13

bless

(via pillowfortbarricades)

h0odrich:

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

(via legalwifi)

i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

(Source: eleanorjanestyle, via dulect)

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

(via greed)

rynnay:

watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

(Source: mediaite, via spaghettiducks)

girl:

babe come over

boy:

I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple

girl:

my parents aren't home

boy:

I know